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questionable team names

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Redskins

Washington Redskins

The name "Redskins" was originated by the team to honor their Native American coach William Dietz. No good deed goes unpunished.

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Lions

Detroit Lions

Offensive to Christians who never won their battles with lions during the Roman Empire.

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Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys

Second to the US Army in fighting and diminishing the American Indian population and their land ownership.

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Bills

Buffalo Bills

Named after bison hunter Buffalo Bill Cody who joined others in over-hunting buffalo, annoying the Indians.

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Raiders

Las Vegas Raiders

A noun meaning "a person who attacks business premises with the intent to steal". That's civil.

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Vikings

Minnesota Vikings

Scandinavian raiders of the 9th century. Do you see the theme forming here on the raider thing?

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Buccaneers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

A raider minus the Oakland eye patch; add sword and torn flag.

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Patriots

New England Patriots

American Revolution settlers who turned on and fought their homeland of  England; then ruined their tea to rub it in. 

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Saints

New Orleans Saints

"A holy person in heaven", a place most people in the world don't believe in. But let's not start this, the Lions may get involved again.

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Giants

New York Giants

Are we picking on small people again?

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Steelers

Pittsburgh Steelers

Derived from the steel making industry. Anti-pollution mongers are not happy. 

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Jets

New York Jets

Pollution volume rivals Steelers; add fuel guzzling, flight delays and over-priced beer.

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49ers

San Francisco 49ers

Settlers of California known for leaving land in a mess after plucking gold nuggets from it. 

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Ravens

Baltimore Ravens

An aggressive, 12th century bird know for eating just about anything including Bengals, Browns and Steelers.

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Oklahoma

Oklahoma Sooners (NCAA)

Derived from Indian Choctaw words "okla" and "humma"; it means "red people". Oaklahoma is out if "Redskins" is out.

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