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Washington Redskins
The name "Redskins" was originated by the team to honor their Native American coach William Dietz. No good deed goes unpunished.
Detroit Lions
Offensive to Christians who never won their battles with lions during the Roman Empire.
Dallas Cowboys
Second to the US Army in fighting and diminishing the American Indian population and their land ownership.
Buffalo Bills
Named after bison hunter Buffalo Bill Cody who joined others in over-hunting buffalo, annoying the Indians.
Las Vegas Raiders
A noun meaning "a person who attacks business premises with the intent to steal". That's civil.
Minnesota Vikings
Scandinavian raiders of the 9th century. Do you see the theme forming here on the raider thing?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
A raider minus the Oakland eye patch; add sword and torn flag.
New England Patriots
American Revolution settlers who turned on and fought their homeland of England; then ruined their tea to rub it in.
New Orleans Saints
"A holy person in heaven", a place most people in the world don't believe in. But let's not start this, the Lions may get involved again.
New York Giants
Are we picking on small people again?
Pittsburgh Steelers
Derived from the steel making industry. Anti-pollution mongers are not happy.
New York Jets
Pollution volume rivals Steelers; add fuel guzzling, flight delays and over-priced beer.
San Francisco 49ers
Settlers of California known for leaving land in a mess after plucking gold nuggets from it.
Baltimore Ravens
An aggressive, 12th century bird know for eating just about anything including Bengals, Browns and Steelers.
Oklahoma Sooners (NCAA)
Derived from Indian Choctaw words "okla" and "humma"; it means "red people". Oaklahoma is out if "Redskins" is out.